LAUGHING AT MY NIGHTMARE

Tempted to search YouTube for “wild animal attacks person in wheelchair” but afraid I might never leave my house again if I do.

I would be completely fucked if a wild animal ever attacked me. Made this realization while nervously watching a squirrel approach my chair. Luckily, Shane wasn’t on his menu.

My name is Shane Burcaw. I’m in a wheelchair. This is my blog.

I’m not sure if David remembered to mention it during your meeting today, but I have an arrangement with Tumblr where they send me a check for $34,000,000 at the end of every week. Just want to make sure there are no hiccups in my check deliveries now that you guys are the official owners of Tumblr. If Mr. Karp forgot to mention it, don’t bother checking into it too much. In fact, don’t even really think about it, just make sure I have my check this Friday.

Thanks!

It feels so unreal that I will be on my way to Florida with my best friends to get Shannon and start our speaking tour in one week. I love life so much.

The Laughing At My Nightmare Summer LaughTour is exactly one week away!

Together with my brother Andrew, and best friends, Andy and Shannon, we will be taking a road trip down the East Coast to spread my story and the message of approaching life’s challenges with positivity and a sense of humor.

These are the shirts that we will be selling on the tour. You can grab one at any of our meetups or the speech in Harrisburg.

Speaking of which, the tickets for our meetups and speech are selling out very quickly, grab one if you plan on attending! Here is where we will be and links to get tickets:

MEETUPS

Saturday, May 25 – 2:30 PM – 3:30 PM

Panera Bread

The LOOP-Orlando + LOOP West

3208 North John Young Parkway

Kissimmee, FL 34741

Ph: 407-483-1096

Please grab yourself a free ticket to this event so that we know you are coming here:

http://laughtour-orlando.eventbrite.com/

Monday, May 27th – 3:00 PM – 4:00 PM

Panera Bread

1 West Broughton Street

Savannah, GA 31401

(912) 236-0275

Please grab yourself a free ticket to this event so that we know you are coming here:

http://laughtour-savannah.eventbrite.com/

Tuesday, May 28 – 9:00 AM – 10:00 AM

Panera Bread

201 S College St

Charlotte, NC 28202

Hines Charlotte Plaza

Ph: (704) 998-2074

Please grab yourself a free ticket to this event so that we know you are coming here:

http://laughtour-charlotte.eventbrite.com/

Wednesday, May 29 – 1:00 PM – 2:00 PM

Panera Bread

1350 Connecticut Ave NW

Washington, DC 20036‎

Ph: (202) 862-8536

Please grab yourself a free ticket to this event so that we know you are coming here:

http://laughtour-dc.eventbrite.com/

Speech

Wednesday, May 29th – 6:00 PM – 7:00 PM

Harrisburg University

326 Market St

Harrisburg, PA 17101

Listen to Shane and crew share stories about his life and the message of laughing at his nightmare.  We ask that you make a donation of any amount of your choosing in order to obtain a ticket to this show:

http://laughtour-harrisburg.eventbrite.com/

• Andrew: What if we forgot to take both of your pee jars on the roadtrip?
• Me: I'm sure we could find something else to use.
• Andrew: No, you just wouldn't pee.