June 2012
2 posts
et-vu asked: how do you cheer yourself up every time the doctors say something is gonna happen to you?
Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
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nonetheless321 asked: How long have you and Pat been friends?
Jun 1st
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Anonymous asked: what's the best thing about the other person?
Jun 1st
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Anonymous asked: Are you guys dating?
Jun 1st
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Anonymous asked: What do you gentlemen find attractive in a lady??
Jun 1st
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May 2012
126 posts
Anonymous asked: either of you ever worn a dress before?
May 31st
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perfectcoma asked: Both of you: What is the other person's most annoying habit?
May 31st
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irokkthx asked: If the both of you were stuck on a desert island together and could only bring 4 things each, what would you bring?
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: Can we see a picture of pat? :)
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: whos pat
May 31st
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tashbrotatoes asked: Pat - Is Shane a good friend? (assuming Pat is your friend) and Shane - Is Pat a good friend?
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: do you ever get recognized?
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: poop
May 31st
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39dimensions asked: If you could live someplace else, like another country or planet, where would it be?
May 31st
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Pat is here too and he wants to answer some...
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: thoughts on hope solo?
May 31st
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ri0t-grrl asked: what's your favorite disney movie? :D
May 31st
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allesan asked: How did you celebrate your 20th birthday? I'm looking for ideas! :)
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: who give you haircuts?
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: Hi! I was wondering, do you get hit on a lot? Because you write so amazingly?
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: If you could get anyone to sign your wheelchair who would it be?
May 31st
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laniacmoose asked: What's the difference between naivety and ignorance?
May 31st
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Anonymous asked: Do you think you would look good with glasses?
May 31st
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I'll be here to answer your questions for the next...
May 31st
10 notes
1 tag
Now Hiring!
This summer Laughing At My Nightmare, Inc. will be producing its 2nd positivity video and we are looking to bring a few motivated, creative, and hard-working individuals on board from all around the world to be a part of the early stages of this process. This is a great opportunity for you to get your name on a production that we hope turns out to be very successful. We are looking for individuals...
May 31st
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1 tag
May 30th
10 notes
3 tags
Trying to write some quotes about...
Does anyone know how to summon the Muses?
May 30th
17 notes
9 tags
Our Alex Morgan Experience
As you may or may not know, Jesse, Jon, Pat, and I went to the USA Women’s soccer game vs China in Philly (technically Chester but close enough) on Sunday. The idea for this trip came about after you guys helped me get Alex Morgan’s attention on Twitter. Unfortunately, I never heard back from her after the initial tweet she sent me saying she wanted LAMN, Inc. wristbands for the whole...
May 30th
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There was a spider on me on two separate occasions...
Also, new story in a few minutes.
May 29th
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May 29th
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2 tags
May 29th
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The US Women's National Soccer Team now officially...
You probably should get one too. http://www.laughingatmynightmare.com/apps/webstore/
May 28th
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For your weekend reading pleasure
This weekend is going to be pretty busy for me; family and nonprofit stuff tomorrow, Philly to see the US Women’s National Soccer Team play China on Sunday, and my birthday and the start of Andrew’s summer baseball season on Monday. I probs won’t be on Tumblr much, so here’s an updated version of all the stories I’ve written. Enjoy! I will however be providing...
May 25th
43 notes
I’ve figured out how to breathe while inserting the feeding tube which is incredibly dangerous, but also a neat little trick, at least in my mind.
May 25th
44 notes
Andrew got his license today.
Dear lord help us all.
May 25th
75 notes
Anonymous asked: Do you have a girlfriend?
May 25th
103 notes
Anonymous asked: What's the cosmological interrelation of the accolade you receive regarding your aspirations in relation to oranges?
May 24th
55 notes
rantingukrgirl asked: Do you have a superpower?
May 24th
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Anonymous asked: you can't tell those kids that... like how to open pill bottles and pee your pants in from of them.. that put ideas in their head and have a bad influence on them..
May 24th
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honey-badger-in-hanover asked: But how do you play on the Wii!?!? - A fourth grader
May 24th
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Anonymous asked: what do you want to be when you gwow up?
May 24th
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freakforreal asked: I can see someone asking if you can do a wheelie...
May 24th
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Anonymous asked: Does it hurt?
May 24th
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Anonymous asked: I'm thinking you'll get "But how do you go to the bathroom?"
May 24th
45 notes
Speaking to a 4th grade class tomorrow.
“Hey kids! This is what will happen if you sit too close to the television.” Ask me some hypothetical questions that 4th graders might ask so I can practice.
May 24th
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May 24th
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Take some time to laugh at yourself tonight.
May 24th
162 notes
Idea!
My high school asked me to come back and speak to the Junior class tomorrow about my college experience. I think it’d be funny if I stopped my speech mid-sentence, turned my chair on, and confidently drove it off the front of the stage. Sure, I’d probably be fatally wounded, but the looks on all those kids’ faces would be priceless.
May 23rd
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IT WORKED!
Alex responded and I’m going to be sending wristbands to her and her teammates! THANK YOU EVERYONE! The promised speech will be up today or tomorrow :)
May 23rd
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