November 2011
26 posts
Reading Time!
Here are all the longer posts I’ve written thus far! Read, laugh, reblog, repeat! Enjoy.
I do highly suggest reading through all the old pages of my blog, in addition to these stories, or else you’ll miss lots of funny pictures and short stories!
This is Probably a Terrible Idea
The Day I Broke My Femur
Handshakes
Doors
My Brother
Don’t Stop Staring
Head Fall
Girlfriend...
October 2011
52 posts
How I Met Anthony Green!
Considering this past Wednesday night, when I went to Philly to see Circa Survive, was the best night of my life, I suppose I should tell you the story of how the magical night came about, and the awesome details of how the night went down. Where to begin? This is Sirah. Without her help, I wouldn’t be writing this post right now. Sirah is a really chill rapper from LA, who is on her way to...
Well tits, there's like an inch of snow outside my...
I pinky-finger, bestfriend promise to put a story up this weekend, and I apologize for my recent lack of writing. I’ve been super duper busy. Also, I heard from the publisher, and apparently they’ve been busy too, because she said they would contact me next week about my book proposal; however, she did say that one person read it and really liked it, so I’m pretty pumped.
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On my way to see Circa Survive and meet Anthony...
How many Tylenols does it take to instantly cure a...
Yes, I think I’m getting sick. No, I don’t think it’s going to be a serious.
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I really need to figure out a good Halloween...
The Circa Survive concert is Wednesday and it’s their Halloween show. I can’t order a T-Rex costume online cause it won’t come in time and no nearby stores have them, so I need a new idea.
Any suggestions?
I'm going to have lots of big news for you guys in...
No, I’m not pregnant.
I have a super tiny mouth, and I can't open it...
Anonymous asked: hey not to be intrusive or anything, but what type of underwear do you and/or your brother wear?
No news on the book yet...
I’m going to write a new post this weekend though!
Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have?
Went to find a T-Rex costume with Pat. Didn't find...
By the way, I should hopefully be finding out if...
A little bit nervous, not gonna lie.
Going on a mission to find a T-Rex costume that...
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I'm going to get 5 flu shots this year, just to...
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I hate wearing pants.
I will get back to writing as soon as my...
Also, I think I’ve lost about 10 pounds flipping through my 9,000,000 page literature book.
Making the first week's shipment of wristbands...
So if you want your wristband sooner rather than later, order it tonight!
Remember, proceeds go towards research for a cure for muscular dystrophy!
http://www.freewebstore.org/laughing-at-my-nightmare-merch
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It's Friday night and I'm writing an essay.
I’m very close to putting my face through my computer screen.
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“I’ll never understand why, when God was creating all of the diseases in the...”
One more time for the night owls! Reblog
Guess what guys…. the wristbands are now available to buy!
Guess what else…. shipping to other countries is no longer a problem and can be done from the website I have created. Please allow 1-2 weeks for shipping, especially orders placed outside the U.S.
Remember, these wristbands are meant to raise money for the MDA, and advertise my blog, so buy one and make sure to flaunt it in front of...
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GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE HOT!!!!!!
Guess what guys…. the wristbands are now available to buy!
Guess what else…. shipping to other countries is no longer a problem and can be done from the website I have created. Please allow 1-2 weeks for shipping, especially orders placed outside the U.S.
Remember, these wristbands are meant to raise money for the MDA, and advertise my blog, so buy one and make sure to flaunt it in...
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Halloween Parade from Hell
When I was maybe nine or 10 years old, probably in second or third grade, for whatever odd reason, my elementary school was asked to walk in the Bethlehem Halloween parade. I don’t really understand why we participated, because it’s not like we had a marching band or anything that made us special. Our teacher just told us that we should all dress up as what we wanted to be when we grow up and...
thebeautifulvita asked: Where can I buy the wrist bands?
Another new story tonight!
I’m on a roll
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Becca
My relationship with my lovely cousin, Rebecca, is by far one of the most significant and important aspects of my life. It would take me a solid eight or nine hours to fully explain the depth of our friendship, but I will try my best to condense it into the most memorable parts. Imagine this story as a highlight reel of our friendship. Becca and I have obviously been cousins since birth; our dads...
Hope to get the new story up tomorrow!
And the wristbands should be available online Wednesday night if everything goes as planned!
On Friday I submitted my book proposal to the publishing company that contacted me!
Loving life right now.
“I wasn’t aiming for your nipple”
– Andrew, during the shower. It went swimmingly by the way. Lot’s of laughing.
Oh God...
My parents went on a 3-day vacation this weekend, leaving my brother and I home alone for the first time in our lives. In the past they’ve asked family members to come sleep at the house when they go away, just to take
some responsibility off my brother since he has to take care of me.
This year we convinced them we’re more than capable of taking care of ourselves, and so far the...
You should see my brother help me get skinny jeans...
heykrysti asked: hey wheres ur link to ur first post? i couldnt find it. lol
New Story... coming soon!
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Wristband Update!
A few weeks ago, I presented an idea to sell wristbands with my blog name on them. If you missed that post, here’s the most important part:
I want to make silicone (livestrong style) wristbands that say Laughing At My Nightmare
There are 2 main reasons I want to do this:
1. To raise some money for SMA research.
2. So we can all have awesome wristbands that everyone will be...
I'm strongly considering Liposuction.
MTV article! Pretty sweet!
http://act.mtv.com/posts/go-ahead-and-laugh-at-his-nightmare/
Becca haha
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Check out this awesome meme my bestfriend Jon...
http://www.quickmeme.com/Frustrated-FIFA-Ferdinand/
Jon is the kid from this story.
Share your favorites or add your own!
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Mom: "I'm leaving soon, do you need to use the bathroom before I go?"
Shane: "... uhh yeah holdup"
My friend Pat: "I'm going to invent a machine that helps you go pee while you're in your chair."
Shane: "I could just wear diapers."
Pat: "Yeah that'd be cute."
