A Will To Survive
I’m 17 and contemplating the benefits of cremation while being driven to the hospital to die. My eyes are stuck on the empty McDonald’s cup sitting in the front console of my parent’s minivan. Momentarily, my mind clears. I look up for a moment and stare vacantly at the highway unfolding up ahead. A fresh layer of snow, blazing in the morning sun, suppresses the mountains that surround my van. The...
capture-the-best-times-deactiva asked: What is your favorite quote?
missblondy94 asked: What gives you hope?
Sorry to be crude...
but let me just tell you how much fun it is when someone places me in my wheelchair and I land directly on top my testicles. The feeling is literally painful enough to ruin an entire day.
Me: We're eating now then we'll be home.
Dad: K. I'm eating alone and it's dark and I'm scared.
Have you read all these yet?
Stories: This is Probably a Terrible Idea The Day I Broke My Femur Handshakes Doors My Brother Don’t Stop Staring Head Fall Girlfriend Difficulties Crazy Awesome Basketball Story Marbles in my Mouth I Am The Worst Handicap Parking Fun! God Spinal Fusion Feeding Tube part 1 Feeding Tube part 2 Stupid Secretary Beach How I Poop Drinking Helplessness is a Real Bitch Dear...
Have the happiest Valentines Day!
I wrote you all a poem. It’s a haiku: I want to kiss you Each and every one of you Right on your face, yes? By: laughingatmynightmare
Anonymous asked: Can I have your children? Honest to God we'll make it work I wanna carry your babies! hahahaha. you are a beautiful person Shane <3
koda-tho asked: What if you have multiple things for the notecards? do we chose one thing, or can we do multiple cards with one solution?
deathrowsilence asked: When do you think the notecard vid will be done? I think it'll be amazing! :D
cruelpaws asked: Do you have brothers or sisters, shane?
theludicrousrival asked: do we include anything such as our first name in the notecards? Or is everyone going to by anonymous faces?
Anonymous asked: Hello lovely, wonderful, beautiful, amazing, awesome Shane. Do you need more videos?
runaway-diva-deactivated2013010 asked: Awww</3 Its sad to hear your story. But you should always stay confident about the future:) I wish you and your family the best to come:) God Bless You♥
Anonymous asked: Do you actually write the blog, or do you have PR people?
Anonymous asked: Can I reference you in my paper for school? It's on the new generation of inspiration and support due to social media. So... yeah. relevant c:
avaidlewild asked: Just thought I'd let you know I'm super excited for my bracelet to come in :)
notquitemydivision-deactivated2 asked: Would you say you have a good amount of friends like enough to make you happy?
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cruelpaws asked: hi, what song you like to hear lately..
No Feeding Tube Friday!
It’s kind of like Thirsty Thursday, but completely different.
The Ferris Wheel by Jon Burcaw
My dad, author of The Sidecar Kings (<- click to buy, proceeds benefit the MDA!), has been doing lots of writing lately… about me. When I started reading his stories, I will admit it was a little weird, seeing my life through someone else’s eyes. After I got over that tiny emotional hiccup, something else occurred to me: his stories were excellent. Without giving too much away,...
Super-special treat tonight at 9!
30,000 followers. Un-fucking-real.
Never in 1000 years did I think that my stupid little idea to write about myself would turn out to be so unbelievably successful. The past half-year has been the craziest time of my life to say the least. I just want to thank each and every one of you that has taken the time to follow me and read my blog. I know it sounds cliché, but I don’t really care, because I honestly could not have...
Anonymous asked: I hear your chair runs on gasoline... that's bad for the environment
Toast popped out of the toaster and scared me. My head fell over.
My new post, about the importance of imagination,...
Also, I’m planning on doing a majority of the editing for the notecard video this weekend, so send me your submissions asap! email@example.com I’m setting the bar way too high for this weekend. Who’s going to win the Super Bowl (bowl is such a weird word)?
Like LAMN, Inc.'s official facebook page here!... →
I’m hoping for 1000 likes by Saturday, I think we can do that easily!
Welcome everyone! This is going to be the official page for the nonprofit I’ve been working on. Please give us a like, a share, and follow us on what’s sure to be a crazy ride! More info in the weeks to come!