nonetheless321 asked: How long have you and Pat been friends?
Anonymous asked: what's the best thing about the other person?
Anonymous asked: Are you guys dating?
Anonymous asked: What do you gentlemen find attractive in a lady??
Anonymous asked: either of you ever worn a dress before?
perfectcoma asked: Both of you: What is the other person's most annoying habit?
koricolleen asked: If the both of you were stuck on a desert island together and could only bring 4 things each, what would you bring?
Anonymous asked: Can we see a picture of pat? :)
Anonymous asked: whos pat
tashbrotatoes asked: Pat - Is Shane a good friend? (assuming Pat is your friend) and Shane - Is Pat a good friend?
Anonymous asked: do you ever get recognized?
Anonymous asked: poop
alfalfa-switzer asked: If you could live someplace else, like another country or planet, where would it be?
Pat is here too and he wants to answer some...
Anonymous asked: thoughts on hope solo?
tiniestlioness asked: what's your favorite disney movie? :D
allesan asked: How did you celebrate your 20th birthday? I'm looking for ideas! :)
Anonymous asked: who give you haircuts?
Anonymous asked: Hi! I was wondering, do you get hit on a lot? Because you write so amazingly?
Anonymous asked: If you could get anyone to sign your wheelchair who would it be?
knotshore asked: What's the difference between naivety and ignorance?
Anonymous asked: Do you think you would look good with glasses?
I'll be here to answer your questions for the next...
Trying to write some quotes about...
Does anyone know how to summon the Muses?
Our Alex Morgan Experience
As you may or may not know, Jesse, Jon, Pat, and I went to the USA Women’s soccer game vs China in Philly (technically Chester but close enough) on Sunday. The idea for this trip came about after you guys helped me get Alex Morgan’s attention on Twitter. Unfortunately, I never heard back from her after the initial tweet she sent me saying she wanted LAMN, Inc. wristbands for the whole...
There was a spider on me on two separate occasions...
Also, new story in a few minutes.
The US Women's National Soccer Team now officially...
You probably should get one too. http://www.laughingatmynightmare.com/apps/webstore/
For your weekend reading pleasure
This weekend is going to be pretty busy for me; family and nonprofit stuff tomorrow, Philly to see the US Women’s National Soccer Team play China on Sunday, and my birthday and the start of Andrew’s summer baseball season on Monday. I probs won’t be on Tumblr much, so here’s an updated version of all the stories I’ve written. Enjoy! I will however be providing...
I’ve figured out how to breathe while inserting the feeding tube which is incredibly dangerous, but also a neat little trick, at least in my mind.
Andrew got his license today.
Dear lord help us all.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a girlfriend?
Anonymous asked: What's the cosmological interrelation of the accolade you receive regarding your aspirations in relation to oranges?
pippipan asked: Do you have a superpower?
Anonymous asked: you can't tell those kids that... like how to open pill bottles and pee your pants in from of them.. that put ideas in their head and have a bad influence on them..
theperksofbeingaturtle asked: But how do you play on the Wii!?!? - A fourth grader
Anonymous asked: what do you want to be when you gwow up?
freakforreal asked: I can see someone asking if you can do a wheelie...
Anonymous asked: Does it hurt?
Anonymous asked: I'm thinking you'll get "But how do you go to the bathroom?"
Speaking to a 4th grade class tomorrow.
“Hey kids! This is what will happen if you sit too close to the television.” Ask me some hypothetical questions that 4th graders might ask so I can practice.
Take some time to laugh at yourself tonight.
My high school asked me to come back and speak to the Junior class tomorrow about my college experience. I think it’d be funny if I stopped my speech mid-sentence, turned my chair on, and confidently drove it off the front of the stage. Sure, I’d probably be fatally wounded, but the looks on all those kids’ faces would be priceless.
Alex responded and I’m going to be sending wristbands to her and her teammates! THANK YOU EVERYONE! The promised speech will be up today or tomorrow :)
Toilet Haiku Tuesday!
toilethaikus: Nothing will stop me red lights and stop signs, fuck that I’m prairie-dogging!
2 More Hours Until Alex Morgan is Introduced to...
Getting very excited/anxious. See my previous post for details on how to help tonight!!! Like this if you’re participating!
I really want to send one of my wristbands to a famous athlete, and I think the best chance of making that happen is if we coordinated a huge twitter shoutout to said athlete. But I don’t know who to pick. Who do you think? I can write up a message so all you have to do is copy and send it. If it actually works that’d be awesome and a huge boost for our nonprofit. Give me your thoughts...