August 2012
54 posts
In case you missed it
I’m getting very excited for our next twitter bomb, which will start tomorrow night (Wednesday) at 8 PM! We are going to be tweeting LeSean McCoy (@CutonDime25), the running back for the Philadelphia Eagles. It would mean a lot to me if all of my followers took part in this twitter bomb, not only because McCoy is one of my all-time favorite players, but also because it will be a monumental for our...
July 2012
70 posts
LeSean McCoy Twitter Bomb
I’m getting very excited for our next twitter bomb, which will start tomorrow night (Wednesday) at 8 PM! We are going to be tweeting LeSean McCoy (@CutonDime25), the running back for the Philadelphia Eagles. It would mean a lot to me if all of my followers took part in this twitter bomb, not only because McCoy is one of my all-time favorite players, but also because it will be a monumental for our...
Get ready to tweet LeSean McCoy with me on Wednesday! If you don’t know who he is, he’s the running back for the Philadelphia Eagles, and one of my favorite players. We’re going to be asking him to wear a LAMN wristband during Eagles games this season. More info tomorrow!
I believe we can do this. Who’s with me?
Anonymous asked: If we were best friends, where would you like to take me? (:
hurrikahnenat asked: If you could name yourself anything, what would it be?
Anonymous asked: would you rather drink a bottle of mayo or mustard?
Anonymous asked: Will you ask me a question?
Anonymous asked: If I can prove to you that I am a superhero, may I be your girlfriend?
You should see how completely ape shit dog owners go when their dogs bark at the kid in the wheelchair.
A Man. A Plan. A LAMN. A Canal. Panama.
Watching Olympic boxing brings back memories of when Andrew, Pat, and I would “box” each other in Pat’s backyard.
Whoever my opponent was had to obey two simple rules: 1. Remain on your knees. 2. Punch anywhere on Shane, except his knees (I have fragile knees).
But Shane, how did you fight back?
I used the metal feetrests on my wheelchair to slam the ribs of my opponent.
Anonymous asked: Hahaha, I love you!
Anonymous asked: Hi! Has anyone told you that you kind of resemble Michael Phelps?
emma771 asked: I just realized today after watching the opening ceremonies of the Olympics that you're a face twin of Michael Phelps, no joke. But out of curiosity, who do you think is your best face twin?
littleredstool asked: has anyone ever told you you look like michael phelps? you really do!
linzani asked: Even though you do not respond to every ask you get, do you at least read them all?
Poolside
Me: I hope, when my book eventually comes out, that there's a big controversy like there always is with anything that's getting attention. I hope people try to say I don't have SMA or something.
Dad: Or, like, you're probably not going to die in 10 years.
Andrew: Hopefully it's less.
Mom: Shane, you need to remember to watch what you say on your blog.
Me: Uhh what?
Mom: Like, your wiener words.
happinessisablankpieceofpaper-d asked: Favorite outdoors activity?? Have you ever caught any fish?? I guess I should have asked "do you like to fish?" first. Sorry bout that. That being said, do you like to fish?
thisisyourpayback asked: Will you please dress up as Mulan for a day? Maybe even take a picture? :D
Anonymous asked: Would you like to be in a relationship? *WINK WINK COUGH COUGH COUGH* c:
alwayskeeploving asked: Coffee or pop? Dogs or cats? Jeans or sweats? Brown or blue eyes? English or math? What's your favorite book and why? Haha sorry about all the questions :)
longhornbambam asked: If you could punch anyone in the face, who would it be?
manko-dechu asked: If you could replace one of your body parts with a weapon, which part would you replace and what weapon would you choose?
Anonymous asked: how do you feel about the colorado shooting? express ur opinions and thoughts and feelings :)
mackenziegriffin asked: Most difficult thing to overcome when you were first in your wheelchair?
u-s-e-y-o-u-r-h-e-a-d asked: Do you like Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Anonymous asked: Mulan isn't actually a princess.
Anonymous asked: im really sad and want to kill myself. how do u keep yourself so happy when life is so depressing?
startarevolutionandloveyourbody asked: What are your views on extraterrestrial life?
Anonymous asked: Are you in a relationship? :)
angrybabykatie asked: If you had to dress up like a Disney princess for a day, which princess would it be and why?
Ask me some fun questions?
I’ll try to respond to some throughout the night. If I don’t respond to your question, it’s because I’ve answered it on my blog already, or it’s too creepy/sexual/creepy.
Just realized it’s kind of peculiar that I’m writing a professional research article on my cell phone. My iPhone has made my dictation software for my laptop almost obsolete.
Technology is cool.
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Take a step inside my mind!
Use your imagination. I can’t tell you how many times my parents said this to me throughout my childhood. It’s a statement I’m sure most of you heard as children as well, probably in response to you whining about how THERE IS NOTHING TO DO! Being told to entertain myself with my own imagination used to piss me off. As a kid, I expected my parents to instantly resolve my boredom by spawning new...
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When mom texts me from the kitchen a picture of...
all the momentum I have built up working on my next post is completely destroyed.
The story is about half way complete. I hope to have it up by tomorrow night!
Time to eat.
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Visiting Tumblr
On Monday morning, my friends and I packed up and headed east to the BIG APPLE for a visit to Tumblr’s office! They had invited me to come meet some of their team and discuss my “social media strategy.”
During the two-hour car ride, which was largely uneventful, Lily and Pat made a bet about how many Circa Survive/Anthony Green songs would be played throughout the trip. Considering Becca...
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Shootin' For A Cure Pong Tournament
So here’s the deal… If you live anywhere near Bethlehem (or anywhere near Pennsylvania for that matter) I have a very awesome way for you to help out Laughing At My Nightmare, Inc. this summer AND HAVE AN AWESOME TIME!
We are hosting a $1000.00 pong tournament (as in beer pong with water) at Roosevelts 21st in Allentown, PA. on Sunday July 29th. It’s $40.00 per team (2 people...
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Visiting Tumblr was extraordinarily awesome. Pics/details coming soon.
Today was Pat’s birthday! Everyone leave him a nice happy birthday comment!
I’ll start: Pat, don’t ever come over to my house again. Happy birthday.
The correlation between the number of notes a post receives and the number of times my penis is mentioned in said post is astounding.
