Laughing At My Nightmare!
Dear Lovely, Wonderful, Beautiful, Amazing, Awesome Followers,

The video submissions I’ve received so far are absolutely magnificent! This new project is going to be phenomenal and has the potential to seriously impact people’s lives. KEEP SENDING YOUR VIDEOS TO ME! (shane.burcaw@gmail.com)

That being said, it’s very important that you understand something: If your video contains subject matter that puts me in a position where I’m legally obligated to contact authority about your situation, I will. I know that’s lame and annoying of me but I can’t look away from circumstances where people might really be in danger. I’m too young to go to jail.

Also, how do people in wheelchairs go to jail? Would a full-time nurse be locked up with me as well? What a shit job that would be. “Congrats, you’re hired! Your first assignment is to be imprisoned with the disabled ax murderer for 78 years to keep him alive. Also, the contract you just signed is non-negotiable.” But I digress…

With Hospitality and Burning Love,

Shane SendMeYourVideos Burcaw

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