Sarah and I have never dated each other…….

So before you send messages like, “Wait, you dated your own cousin?!?!” just stop and consider what you’re asking.

Besides, I’d never date Sarah even if she wasn’t my cousin. I prefer women that are over the age of 70.

Seriously though, if you don’t understand sarcasm, most of my posts won’t make sense.

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  1. invisiblestandout reblogged this from laughingatmynightmare
  2. novemberbabylives said: it’s a sad day when explanatory posts like this are actually needed……..
  3. grossy52 said: We have something in common. I never dated Sarah, you or any women over 70, but there’s still hope for you and I. Women are living longer than men. Yeeee-hawww.
  4. plagiarismorrevolution said: I can’t believe people took you seriously hahaha
  5. angela-assassass reblogged this from laughingatmynightmare
  6. brenna-marie17 said: Haha yeah well my dad thought my cousin was a porn star and so he asked my cousin and my cousin told him yes and that I record it all..