LAUGHING AT MY NIGHTMARE

I’m looking for a full time caregiver because I think having one would give me more independence. I can’t pay you in money, but I will be your best friend and what’s more valuable than friendship?

Please submit applications to my ask. Include your height, amount of weight you can dead lift, sprint speed, favorite activity, and distance from bethlehem measured in centimeters. Thank you.

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27. outfromwithin said: Height: 6 feet. Deadlift: around 100 lbs. Sprint Speed: I’m not quite sure, but I’m pretty fast. Favorite Activity: Reading, Music, Eating, Sleeping. Distance from my location to Bethlehem in centimeters: 9.7575e+8
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32. pterodactylsoup said: My answer to all of the above is 42.
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44. puddle--wonderful said: Interviewing for full time caregivers is literally the funniest, especially when they suddenly realize that human excrement may be involved.
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