One of these days the strap that holds me on the toilet is going to snap. I will fall off and break my neck and that will be the end.

Every night that thought crosses my mind while sitting on the toilet, and every night I do absolutely nothing to make my arrangement any safer.

That makes me a badass, right? Or maybe an idiot? They’re not mutually exclusive.

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  1. thbreweryofanimosity reblogged this from laughingatmynightmare and added:
    that makes you an idiotic suicidal badass..
  2. quash41 reblogged this from laughingatmynightmare
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  4. blechinger said: Dude. What?! Be proactive, bro. Get your shitter-strap situation under control. … Uh… Please? <3
  5. concinne reblogged this from laughingatmynightmare and added:
    Both; whichever you want. You’re incredible.
  6. thatwetsp0t said: Livin’ on the edge, man!!